Following a recent incident involving a DVD player, sellotape, and everyones favourite larger than life god botherer, a manditory guide to safe use of technology whilst teaching has been circulated.
Article 1. At no point during the lesson should any piece of technology, no matter how un responsive be dropped from waist height onto a desk.
2. Telling yourself your not in hurry to speed up your broadband connection is not a valid use of oxygen.
3. Your memory pen DOES NOT have a virus, none of them did ever, honest guvnor.
4. Insulting those their to help your technological difficulties will only result in your ethernet lan being T3h Ub3r H4x0r3d.
5. Sellotape may be stronger than a prayer, in the same way the blog is mighter than the sword, but this doesnt mean you can slyly use it to repair your broken dvd player, during the lesson.
6. If over 65 you should not be teaching anywhere near a computer, please, your students have other things to do that tell you how to read your emails.
If you're over 65 you should not be teaching anywhere near a school - surely?
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